🗽 What Not to Say in New York: 7 Things That Instantly Make You Sound Like a Tourist

 

Things You Should Never Say in New York

New Yorkers are known for being fast-paced, direct, and — let’s be honest — a little proud of their city. But say the wrong thing, and you might get the look. Whether you're visiting, moving, or just trying to blend in, here are 7 things you should never say in New York City.


❌ 1. “Is This Manhattan or New York?”

This is a classic rookie mistake. Manhattan is just one borough of New York City — alongside Brooklyn, Queens, The Bronx, and Staten Island. So yes, Manhattan is part of New York, but it’s not the whole thing.

🗣️ Say instead:
"I'm heading into Manhattan from Brooklyn."


❌ 2. “I Love Times Square!”

Locals avoid Times Square unless they have to pass through it. It's crowded, flashy, and considered a tourist trap. Saying you love it might get you an eye-roll.

🗣️ Say instead:
“I checked out Times Square once — that was enough.”


❌ 3. “I Can’t Believe How Rude People Are Here!”

New Yorkers aren’t rude — they're just efficient. They value speed and directness. What may seem rude is usually just someone trying to get to work on time.

🗣️ Tip:
Don’t take it personally — adapt to the pace!


❌ 4. “Do You Know Where Central Perk Is?”

Friends was filmed on a set in LA. Central Perk is fictional. Locals have heard this joke far too many times.

🗣️ Say instead:
“I’m visiting some famous filming locations in NYC.”


❌ 5. “Why Is Everyone in Such a Hurry?”

Because they have places to be! If you stop in the middle of the sidewalk or walk slowly, expect to be dodged — or bumped.

🗣️ Tip:
Stand to the side if you need to check your phone or map.


❌ 6. “I’ll Take a Large Coffee.”

In NYC, it’s "small, medium, large" at some places, but true locals order coffee like this:

🗣️ “Can I get a regular coffee?”
That means: coffee with milk and sugar.

If you want black coffee, say so clearly.


❌ 7. “Is It Safe Here?”

Asking this out loud in public can offend people. NYC is a city of neighborhoods — many are perfectly safe, vibrant, and filled with culture.

🗣️ Say instead:
“I’m exploring new areas — any local favorites?”


👀 Final Tip:

Blend in by walking with purpose, respecting personal space, and not stopping in the middle of the sidewalk. New Yorkers are actually quite helpful — if you ask respectfully and quickly.


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