Chicagoans have their own unspoken language — and if you say the wrong thing, you’ll instantly out yourself as not from around here. Whether you’ve just moved to the Windy City or you're visiting, here are the phrases that locals instantly side-eye… and what to say instead.
❌ Don’t Say: “Chi-CAH-go”
Locals pronounce it “Chi-CAH-go” with a flat “a,” but they’ll still cringe if you sound too forced or touristy.
✅ Do this instead:
Just say “Chicago” naturally — or even better, drop a “Chi-Town” or “The Chi” if you really want to blend in (but don’t overdo it).
❌ Don’t Say: “I love deep-dish pizza!” (right away)
Yes, it’s a Chicago staple, but shouting about deep-dish instantly marks you as a tourist.
✅ Do this instead:
Mention your favorite tavern-style thin crust. That’s what most Chicagoans actually eat.
❌ Don’t Say: “Is it always this cold?”
It’s Chicago. It’s cold. Everyone knows it.
✅ Do this instead:
Laugh it off like a true local: “At least it’s not -30 with windchill!”
❌ Don’t Say: “I’m a Cubs AND Sox fan”
This is a hard no. You have to pick a side — North Side (Cubs) or South Side (White Sox).
✅ Do this instead:
Pick one. Stick with it. Or stay neutral and say: “I’m still learning the rivalry.”
❌ Don’t Say: “I’ll take ketchup on my hot dog.”
Just… don’t.
✅ Do this instead:
Order a proper Chicago dog: mustard, onions, relish, tomato, sport peppers, pickle — on a poppy seed bun.
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